I'm in a rather foul mood. Actually, I've been in a considerably foul mood for the last few weeks. As was mentioned before, I have been afflicted with a significant amount of stress thanks to the swine over at AT&T. I vented some of my frustrations in today's comic, maybe a bit more directly than necessary, but it got the job done… to an extent. 

Last night, after having received a variety of emails detailing the service plan and confirming its activation date as of 8 p.m. last night, I came to find out that some knuckle-dragging herpetophile over at AT&T, whilst furiously masturbating to high-resolution images of the giant komodo dragon, decided to mistake my order for account activation as an order for account cancellation. So, instead of re-activating the already placed workings that provide my household with the sweet, delectable fruits of the internet, this twisted pervert removed them all, leaving me without internet for at least another week.

I know you're thinking "Why not just switch services?" I assure you that option is certainly being explored, but as of right now, AT&T is ostensibly the best option for what is needed. I've considered Comcast as an option, but their recent decision to no longer remain "net neutral" does not sit well with me. And cable… unless I wish to purchase the television, phone and internet all together, the internet alone is going to cost much more than I, or really anyone, is willing to pay.

I will explore my options as thoroughly as I possibly can. Because if there is any viable way to free myself from the incompetence of those corpse-diddling sadists than I'd certainly like to explore it. It's been long enough, and I'm tired of leeching internet from dingy coffee shops.