For the record, I have never referred to any African-American bartender as "Isaac." As a result, my nose has never been broken. 

I'm in a rather foul mood. Actually, I've been in a considerably foul mood for the last few weeks. As was mentioned before, I have been afflicted with a significant amount of stress thanks to the swine over at AT&T. I vented some of my frustrations in today's comic, maybe a bit more directly than […]

Today's comic was originally a single panel in a four panel strip that was supposed to go live today. But as I was drawing the other three panels, I realized that Dan's dream actually overshadowed the others. So, instead of potentially drawing attention away from some of the other, more important panels in the strip, […]

Today's random filler comes with the sincerest regards of whatever virus that has infected me as of late. 
I don't get sick often. Actually, I'm quite sure that I've seen the summer Olympics more often than I've endured an illness. See (since I rarely get sick), if one germ actually makes it through the defenses that […]

Now that I have mostly recovered from the illness that has plagued me for nearly a week, the comic can return to its regularly scheduled programming.
Today’s strip is the re-worked version of the comic that last Monday’s post was originally part of. As I previously mentioned, the strip was initially separated into three panels. But, […]

Today we discover the deep secret of a much beloved corporate mascot. But, in his defense, he could have contracted the disease because of a lapse in judgment while simmering in a heroin-induced haze. Because, you know, heroin can do that to a person. I'm pretty sure that when one's brain is loaded to the […]

To be honest, those words don't necessarily need to be in the same sentence in order to strike fear in a man. They can be mentioned in two separate sentences that are said in succession and they'd still yield the same amount of fear. This also works with any other combinations of the word "testicles" […]

I think it is generally understood that Scientology is a world-class joke. (It annoys me to no end that I am forced to validate its existence by having to capitalize the word due to it being the proper name of a religious affiliation.) 
Do I really need to say any more than that about the subject? 
Today's […]

I do not plan on dressing up for Halloween, but I am enjoying some of the costumes people are creating for themselves. So far, I've seen pictures of everything from witches and ghosts (one group even came complete with Ghostbusters), to zombie Batman villains (with a Harley that had a zombie baby hanging out of […]