Originally, this comic was not supposed to be in black and white, but thanks to an unexpected schedule change, I ended up not having enough time to color today's strip. Luckely, though, it actually works in black and white, so I don't feel like the strip is lacking too much in the art department (relatively […]

The message behind today's comic can be understood in a number of ways. Exactly what that message is will not be divulged in this, the most sacred of Internet-Based Digital Opinion Expression Devices. (I hate the term "blog." It sounds like something a hooker would cough up after giving Andy Dick a tongue bath.)  I […]

So that's where that alarm clock went to. But why? Why?
You'll just have to wait until Monday to find out, now won't you?
(Don't answer that. Everyone already knows the answer.) 

Poking fun a my porn addiction is not funny. It’s a serious issue that plagues many men (and women?) worldwide. Especially the Japanese.

Confused observation: If Keith’s alarm clock is gone then why is he up early?

He had to pee; his internal clock woke him up; a personal desire to accomplish something meaningful in the day; fear of terrorists sneaking into his home in the early morning and molesting him. (That last one's in my top ten.)

There's any number of reasons why he'd have to wake up early.

Ha! Told you I would have the comic live by 1 p.m. You didn't believe me, but I showed you! Yes, I did. 
Idiotic gloating aside, the title of today's strip refers to the excessive trimming of content that I've had to do to each strip in this story arc. I swear, if I had the […]

I've dubbed that mustachioed dandy "The Professor." Exactly what he is a professor of is any body's guess (don't guess).
Oh, and only two more strips to go in this story arc. Then, like always, it'll be back to topical stuff for a few months. 

In my lifetime, I have been told - by no less than three different women - that their indecision or hypocrisy is due to them being a woman. My response to this statement is, and has always been, the same as Keith's response in the last frame. It's not because they are women, that's obvious; […]

Yup, that's the end of the Winter Story Arc.  Who knows what the future holds for Moop? (I don't even know, and I know everything.) 
We do, however, know that The Professor will not be back. (Unless some voodoo priestess creates a zombie clone from his ashes, or whatever is left of him.) 
Anyway, there you have […]

In my opinion, guinea pigs are the most pointless pets. They do almost nothing but sleep, eat and poop, and when you take then out to play with them, they just chew on wires and poop some more. (And guess what they do when you pick them up?)
The idea for the guinea pig webcam in […]

I tried to draw a full-on frontal shot of Mike in today's strip; I don't think it worked.
Anyway, the phrase "The Internet makes you stupid" is the slogan of somethingawful.com . I noticed it for the first time the other day, and for some reason, my reaction was the same as Mike's in the comic. […]