Obviously Rachel ray is not a terrorist, but some people think she is.

God damn-it people. For the last time, Muslim/Islam != terrorist.

Rachael Ray is just making it hard for fashion designers to make a quick buck by selling off pieces of other cultures in a safe, consumer friendly way. Somehow, the press has managed to manifest our hatred of her into hatred of all things Middle-Eastern. That’s what the Iraq war is really about.

I will go on record as saying that nothing, nothing, I could ever conceive will be as funny as the article that follows this link . And the fact that it is written in complete seriousness is truly the icing on the comedic cake that is this scorned feminist's article. (Would her baking that cake […]

The banner in today's comic contains the title of an actual event that I happened to witness Saturday. And while the honest and beneficent intention of the cookout was fairly obvious, the title could be taken the wrong way by those who choose to do so.
I believe the event title should read "Cookout Against Cancer." […]

Now this man knows how to get things done. He didn't need any fancy schooling, he just jumped right in and did what he loved: driving large emergency vehicles and saving lives without the proper training.
I mean, once you learn where the button for the siren is, the rest is a piece of cake. […]

Uuhh…best not to ask questions about this one. Although I guess there was to be some backlash for the vicious and inflammatory remarks I've made towards the Guinea Pig species in the past. 

See? Now that's a viable solution to the gas "crisis." Just feed him every once and a while and you're good to go. (Let's hope there isn't a gruel crisis.)
Then again, there is the whole issue of them escaping; you know, with free will and all.

I hadn't intended to post a sketch today. But, you know, it happens.
The man and woman in the foreground of the above sketch, and the contents of his word-bubble, are accurately copied from my memory of a couple, dressed in exactly the same way, that I happened to witness shopping at a mall on Sunday. […]

The Chicago comic convention is this weekend, so there's your reason for the above sketch, which was inspired by guys drooling over a model dressed as Anna Mercury at the Warren Ellis booth. (He looks much older in person.)
More from the Con on Monday.

Well, that's that. DvR will be back to normal on Friday.